My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
