Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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