what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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