the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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