Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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