So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Randomize
