You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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