it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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