Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You are the jesus of drinking
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
