The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
