Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think I sprained my soul last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I AM VODKA MAN
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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