Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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