Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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