There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
