i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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