Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
