he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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