My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
