im about as happy as oj after his trial
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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