I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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