I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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