Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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