"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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