It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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