Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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