pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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