shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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