How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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