I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I need moral support for this bender
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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