so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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