I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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