You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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