I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's shark week go big or go home
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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