Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize