Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She told me I should be a condom model.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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