But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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