What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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