I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We got so high we made milksteak
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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