Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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