You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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