Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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