And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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