She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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