dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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