: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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