I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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