I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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