Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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