Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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