Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Randomize
