she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
false alarm, still single
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize