By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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