When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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